Jan 26, 2010

Things You'll Never Hear the Preacher Say

~ “Oh, no, I couldn't eat another bite of that delicious pie!”

~ “I can't think of anything to preach!”

~ “I wish we had a church business meeting every week!”

~ “I'm afraid that our choir is at full capacity. Can't take anyone else.”

~ “We'd like to start paying our Sunday School teachers next week.”

~ “December is a boring month--I never have anything to do.”

~ “I hate it when people volunteer!”

~ “I believe the Lord has called me to a smaller church.”

~ “There will be no offering today--we've got plenty of money.”

From: PreachingNow

1 comment:

Kevin Ray Gabriel said...

...at least not in our lifetime!! LOL!